When people who drink and have a good time collide with people with a “holier than though attitude” people get offended. Those who consider themselves some how morally better than the inebriated are usually offended from the antics of those under the influence, but personally I get offended by anyone who is so easily offended. Lighten the fuck up.
Apparently when I tell a story I have a tendency to exaggerate and occasionally objectify women. I do this solely for effect and to make a normal story about how a friend blew it with some girl infinitely more interesting and humorous. If I see a mortified look on any girls face if I drop the word “bitch” my most likely reaction will be to continue to refer to every girl in my story as bitch or stupid slut in an attempt to show you how stupid some of the ideals the fascist feminist regime has planted in your feeble little head.
As for the house door…guys I am truly sorry for busting it in. I honestly did not kick it that hard. I was knocking in the rain for a solid 10 minutes and kicked it in frustration as I was about to leave and it just gave in. It was an accident and completely unintentional. Some people in the house are gonna be waving this bloody shirt for a while. Acting as if I busted down the door in a fit of rage, walked into the common room whipped it out and pissed all over the sofas is just plain stupid. To them, I’m sorry. The door is fixed, relax.